APH Ask Norway...

And so I have made a blog...

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 swedenaph whispered: Fem!Sweden walks over and hugs you, then lightly and shyly kisses you on the lips. What is your reaction?

Trick question. The Sweden I know likes guys, so I’m going to guess that his female counterpart, if that’s even remotely possible, is the same toward girls.

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I would probably push her away and have a really red face.

 Anonymous whispered: Cows or chickens?

I’m pretty sure this is the same person just sending anons over and over again.

 Anonymous whispered: Do you watch TV as you sit on a plant while you knitting a carpet?

Rethink that question through before sending it to me again.

 Anonymous whispered: Have you ever played TeamFortress2 ? If you have, who is your favourite character?

I think Ice and Bror play it, but I’ve never played it before.

 Anonymous whispered: Why did you throw the door at the tree?

What.

 Anonymous whispered: What is the best thing you know about Finland? I saw him once kissing you (on the mouth) when the other Nordics included you were asleep.

You saw me… asleep…. stalker…

 Anonymous whispered: Kjære Norge, If you turned into a dragon, what is the first thing you would do?

Set fire to Danmark.

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
turntechdestiel:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

amazingdanisnotsocoollike:

twatsaw:

hiphopdreamin:

weallhavegunsforhands:

lightsareout:

weallhavegunsforhands:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

thepattywagon:

WHAT IS HAPPENING

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around
I’m weeping

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

I DIDN’T EVEN SEE THAT ONE.

hahahaaaa

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

IM CRYING

WHY IS IT BACK

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious
 two-classy-sister-nations whispered: "Hello.." The twins said at the same time.

"Who are you two? Do you have any business with me?"