APH Ask Norway...

So... I guess this is a blog...
That idiot Denmark told me to make it...
Ah, I want Iceland to call me older brother...
So I am Norway... Older brother of Iceland... And Denmark still is an idiot... That's it for me...
(An RP and Ask blog for Norway. Maintained by PinkSea13, or aphasknorway-creator!)

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ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
turntechdestiel:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

amazingdanisnotsocoollike:

twatsaw:

hiphopdreamin:

weallhavegunsforhands:

lightsareout:

weallhavegunsforhands:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

thepattywagon:

WHAT IS HAPPENING

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around
I’m weeping

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

I DIDN’T EVEN SEE THAT ONE.

hahahaaaa

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

IM CRYING

WHY IS IT BACK

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious
 two-classy-sister-nations whispered: "Hello.." The twins said at the same time.

"Who are you two? Do you have any business with me?"

asutori:

in the norwegian version of the original Team Rocket motto James says “surrender now or we’ll punch you in the face” and i find that amazing

eldfjoll-og-lakkris:

"It would be better than you looking like you just committed a crime." Iceland muttered under his breath, amused at the look of distaste the other had made. "If you don’t calm down, he’ll find us before we get the chance to do anything." He complained, pushing Norway towards one of the less crowded shops in town.

"Yeah, the less time we spend out on the street the better." Emil replied, looking at a map he had stuck in his pocket earlier."I’d like to visit The Danish Museum of Art & Design, since I doubt he’d be hanging around there. So it should be safe.”

Norway could feel the suspicious glances shot his way. The outfit was probably the reason. “Whatever we do, I’m not going to curl my hair.” He lowered the scarf and loosened his clothing. “I’ll just try to blend in more.” He entered the small store, which seemed to be bakery. 

"The Danish Museum of Art and Design? I didn’t know you liked that sort of stuff Ice." Lukas teased as he looked over his little brother’s shoulder, peeking at the map. "Well hopefully he won’t be there. But you never know. This idiot is known for being completely unpredictable."

west-coast-shredder:

icecreamandsnakes:

HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT SILJE NORENDAL

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SHE’S A FREESTYLE SNOWBOARDER FROM NORWAY AND SHE’S FREAKING ADORABLE

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ALSO OH YEAH SHE’S ONE OF THE BEST SNOWBOARDERS IN THE WORLD (SHE JUST QUALIFIED FOR THE FINALS FOR WOMEN’S FREESTYLE SNOWBOARDING)

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SILJE NORENDAL

YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT SILJE

hrodvitniir:

i was bored so i

eldfjoll-og-lakkris:

Emil tried his best to blend in with the tourists as they walked, trying not to look too suspicious while wearing his near ridiculous disguise. But even with his silly getup he was still excited. It had been a while since he’d explored Denmark, especially without the loud Dane. So he was in a rather pleasant mood and was ready to trudge around the crowded cities without causing a ruckus. 

"No, just be careful how fast you turn or look up so your hat doesn’t slip. But if you’re that worried about it we could just curl the rest of your hair to match. I doubt Mathias would be able to recognize you then." He said with a smile before slowing down; becoming distracted by the unfamiliar shops around them.

"That would have looked ridiculous." Lukas replied to the suggestion, his nose crinkling in disgust. "I’m not trying to look like France or some other idiot." He slowly looked around the city, his eyes narrowed. He didn’t sense the idiotic aura that seemed to pour out of Denmark. Maybe they were safe….?

'No Lukas, never drop your guard.' he muttered to himself in his head, his brows furrowed in concentration. But he could feel the eyes of the people around him on Emil and him. They stuck out too much even with disguises on. “Here’s the deal Ice. We’re going to have to take a quick look around and get into a nearby shop or something. We’re drawing too much attention here…” he whispered to the shorter nation, his hands stuffing into his coat pockets.

icelandisagaygay:

[crashes through your window]

Hey did I ever tell you that Norway is not emotionless he is just painfully shy? Yes? OH WELL I JUST NEEDED TO TAKE A SECOND AND TELL YOU AGAIN.

Hima has said that Norway is painfully shy, not emotionless.

I hope that I do not need to repeat myself again.